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\u201cMay I quote you on that?\u201d is a common question a journalist asks during an interview. Here are just a few of the colorful comments that we\u2019ve heard around campus. This time, we didn\u2019t ask your permission. <\/span><\/p>\n Teacher, pointing at complicated equation on board: \u201cWhat would you do about this?\u201d Person 1: \u201cCollege is a scam.\u201d \u201cShut up, you have a deathly fear of tomatoes, lettuce, and everything else you\u2019d find in a salad!\u201d \u201cHave you ever been attacked by a canary? Hon, it\u2019s a freaking nightmare. They\u2019re like tiny yellow grim reapers.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m going to play the devil\u2019s avocado here.\u201d \u201cLet\u2019s move away. I think she\u2019s listening in on our conversation.\u201d \u201cMay I quote you on that?\u201d is a common question a journalist asks during an interview. Here are just a few of the colorful comments that we\u2019ve heard around campus. This time, we didn\u2019t ask your permission. Teacher, pointing at complicated equation on board: \u201cWhat would you do about this?\u201d Student: \u201cCry.\u201d \u2013 in a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rctc.edu\/echo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/b>Student: \u201cCry.\u201d
\n<\/b>\u2013 in a math class<\/p>\n
\n<\/b>Person 2: \u201cThen why are you still here?\u201d
\n<\/b>Person 1: \u201cBecause work is an even bigger scam, and my Wi-Fi is spotty.\u201d
\n<\/b>\u2013 outside the Goddard Library<\/p>\n
\n<\/b>\u2013 in the Learning Center<\/p>\n
\n<\/b>\u2013 in the cafeteria<\/p>\n
\n<\/b>\u2013 in the Heintz Center<\/p>\n
\n<\/b>\u2013 after being busted for eavesdropping<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"